Joker: 10 reasons why NASA should not see the film

Joker: 10 reasons why NASA should not see the film

New Delhi: The initial reports about the business of ‘Joker’ don’t seem good. Most of the reviewers have found more flaws than virtues in the film. The film features a NASA scientist who returns to India in order to get basic amenities for his fellow villagers. He cooks up a story about aliens to fetch the media attention. However, there are a lot of illogical things in the film which can easily annoy the NASA management. We have compiled 10 such reasons for you.

1. Since when the aliens have started talking to human beings in gibberish. It seems Joker’s director has a better grip on cosmic theories than the scientists.

2. We never knew that aliens can actually dance on Bollywood tunes. This alien Golkot dances on Kafirana.

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3. Why didn’t anybody tell Shirish Kunder that manmade crop circles can be identified by simply using common sense.

4. ‘Oodta firta omelette’ is ‘UFO’. Thanks for enlightening us!

5. Well, Shirish Kunder has achieved what NASA would have loved to get even if they had to invest millions of dollars. Shreyas Talpade can identify the gender of an alien. Wow! Like really!

6. If someone runs faster than everyone in your village, consider him an alien because that’s why Kachua (Pitobash) was thought to be an alien. Going by this logic Usain Bolt is the chief of aliens.

7. Why only NASA, CIA also has a reason to get annoyed with ‘Joker’. Shirish Kunder believes that CIA is interested in anything and everything under the sun, even if someone is faking crop circles in Paglapur. And yes, they can also advice the Indian army to send their troops to Paglapur.

8. ‘Joker’ can give you a plan if you want to be an alien, and it’s simple too. All you need to do is to wear a big pumpkin and hang some other vegetables on your neck.

9. NASA should employ Sonakshi Sinha because she seems to understand the aliens the most. Plus she can look seductively at the NASA scientists for some fun, after all this is what she was doing in the film, even when she was looking at Golkot.

10. What the hell is this NASA! Akshay’s instrument was working since two years and you realised it only when the alien himself confirmed it. Come on, increase your efficiency level.